Jimmy stole my LOTR DVDs!!

I couldn't believe it. I came into the house and James passed me a nickel. Then after I had put the nickel in my nickel box, he comes into my room and is like "You stupid mother fucker. Give me my Nickel back!!". To which I replied "I'm sorry James, I cannot. I have put it away". Then he says "Fine Asshole, I'm taking your movies!!" So he took them and I had to defend my property.
Alas, I was successful.