Those Wacky Evangelical Christians

So, Pat Robertson told his congregation that Ariel Sharon's stroke was punishment from God for giving up part of the holy land (Israel) to the Heathens (Palestinians). Wow. Talk about being a fucking jack-ass.
But really, given how brave some of these Christian right activists have gotten recently, it doesn't really surprise me that much. I'm surprised he hasn't told all of the non-christians that we're going to have strokes too, just so God can send us to hell quicker!
The way these stupid bastards talk about God, you'd think he was some kind of school yard bully asking for change. "Yeah, you can come to Heaven, but only if you give me your cookies, otherwise I'll stick your head in Hell until the end of recess." I know it sounds like a religion I'd like to join.
The best is the new push to put Christianity back into school systems in Canada and the US by these nuts. Not only are they evil, but apparently they're illiterate. Jesus never said to force people to worship him by rule of law, he said become fishermen of men. Using government mandate to force children to learn Christianity is like instead of bringing fish to the surface with bait, just poison the waters so that the fish die and float to the surface. Same general result right?